make me choose
↳ thescienceprincess asked: the marauders or the second generation
Hi, my name's Jordan, 18.
Books, Shows, Movies, Random pictures of a funny cat...you name it, i reblog it.
Manga & Comic book lover.
get to know me meme - [1/5] favorite movies
Give me a scotch. I’m starving. (Iron Man 2008)
"Badass Versions of Beloved Characters"
by Sylvain Sarrailh: http://tohad.deviantart.com/
Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*
Early concepts for Iron Man 3 title sequences // Suit Porn
— Iron Man doing a striptease in his removable suit (x)
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
#we need this
I will never not laugh at this video
my dad’s been deployed to Afghanistan 4 times and he almost pissed himself laughing at this
My favorite vine in gif form.
Dad jokes = the best jokes.
"Don’t be disgusting"
how is a toaster delivered in theory
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening.
The strangler is a rare poison, which makes the person unable to breathe. The poison is made from plants that are only found on islands in the Jade Sea. The leaves of the plant are picked and aged, then soaked in a wash of limes, sugar water and rare spices from the Summer Islands. The leaves are then discarded, but the liquid is kept and thickened with ash and allowed to crystallize. It turns a deep purple color.