zeldathemes

Hi, my name's Jordan, 18.
Books, Shows, Movies, Random pictures of a funny cat...you name it, i reblog it.

Manga & Comic book lover.
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omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

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the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

miss-nerdgasmz:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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ginnywheezy:

Happy birthday Neville Longbottom!

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.
umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

Hey I’m looking for more blogs to follow!

khaleesi-hasthetardis:

Reblog if you post:

Doctor Who

Sherlock

Game of Thrones

Supernatural

Harry Potter

Torchwood

Once Upon a Time

Hannibal

Bates Motel

How I Met Your Mother

Orange is the New Black

I’ll follow everyone that reblogs this! And it would be cool to get some follows back too

drawthesimpsons:

Poussey Washington from “Orange is the New Black” / Simpsonized by ADN

drawthesimpsons:

Poussey Washington from “Orange is the New Black” / Simpsonized by ADN

  #oitnb  
  #oitnb  

kim-kanye-baby:

When bitches talk shit

  #oitnb  

theimpalaslovechild:

and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke

theimpalaslovechild:

and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke

reveillertm:

macabrelolita:

I was supposed to write ‘amino acids’ and I nearly wrote ‘anime acids’

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I hope senpai bonds with me

Matilda (1996)

Dir. Danny DeVito

"Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse."