you all act like al is a perfect angel but remember that time he wanted to feed roy to gluttony
Hi, my name's Jordan, 19.
Books, Shows, Movies, Random pictures of a funny cat...pretty much everything
Manga & Comic book lover.
i wonder if china has fancy plates called america
Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous by Thomas Sanders
HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE
HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”
I absolutely love the end result.
i can’t believe i watched that
i thought this was going to take me on a spiritual journey and it did
Dogs that are having a worse hair day than you are.
this will always be my favorite vine ever
how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A
The turtle cavalry is serious shit
"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"
I love german - seriously
"Jemanden festnehmen” means to arrest someone
While "Jemanden fest nehmen” means to fuck someone hard. ｡◕‿◕｡
zusammenkommen - meet
zusammen kommen - having an orgasm together
and don’t forget the classic:
gut zu Vögeln sein - to be good to birds
gut zu vögeln sein - to be good in bed