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Hi, my name's Jordan, 19.
Books, Shows, Movies, Random pictures of a funny cat...pretty much everything
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thelyssymarie:

you all act like al is a perfect angel but remember that time he wanted to feed roy to gluttony

thelyssymarie:

you all act like al is a perfect angel but remember that time he wanted to feed roy to gluttony

kansama:

weavemunchers:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

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vinegod:

Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous by Thomas Sanders

vinegod:

Positive Yelling by Thomas Sanders

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE 

HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”

twisted-transistorr:

paindemands-tob3-felt:

pandabearjayy:

I absolutely love the end result.

i can’t believe i watched that

i thought this was going to take me on a spiritual journey and it did

subtlyforyou:

Dogs that are having a worse hair day than you are.

kickstartaholic:

this will always be my favorite vine ever

  #dw  

oimatchstickman:

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

the-prankster:

glee4ever:

melodies-of-shibuya:

I love german - seriously

"Jemanden festnehmen means to arrest someone

 While "Jemanden fest nehmen  means to fuck someone hard. 。◕‿◕。

zusammenkommen - meet

zusammen kommen - having an orgasm together

and don’t forget the classic:

gut zu Vögeln sein - to be good to birds

gut zu vögeln sein - to be good in bed